A 100 word play: Reverse psychology telemarketing
‘Hello?’
‘Hi, I’m looking for Dooleybog Regional Insurance, the best service for equine and agricultural vehicle insurance in the Dooleyford region.’
‘Sorry, what?’
‘Dooley Bog Regional Insurance. Tractor insurance.’
‘This is the wrong number.’
‘Oh, alright. I just wanted the best.’
‘Sorry?’
‘Discounted initial payment, wheel combustion insurance, and they cover precipitation, intervention of unhinged cattle… They cover cattle, too, actually. Hoof rot, calf scours, lumpy jaw, grass tetanus…’
‘I don’t need this.’
‘What?’
‘You’re trying to sell me something.’
‘No, I’m just looking for insurance.’
‘Goodbye.’
